You ever get so shitwasted on Jack Daniels that you wake up at the Bedford L stop boiled, missing an arm, with a red balloon tied to your ass? The only way to deal with it is to just kind of lie there while some white hippie shotguns you rips through a didgeridoo.

[ED - There will be a real post about this soon, with further details, just getting this up to satisfy the fiends on the Riot Style Twitter.]

Burgos was supposed to write us a post about how much she loves this band, but her words are escaping her. Murder City Devils have announced on their blog that they are doing a set of reunion tour dates this coming February. Full list and links (for you west-coasters and Brittish-Canadians) to get tickets after the jump.

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After a long day of trampling through the snow in clown makeup and severing the heads of your frenemies, nothing goes down better with the blood of your vanquished foes than an Original Recipe™ spicy crispy chicken sandwich from The Colonel.

Not Burzum – KFC Black Metal Commercial
Via: Metal Inquisition

Via: Viceland.com

Don’t ask.

If you don’t know Fucked-Up you better axe someone. They are pretty much the best active hardcore band right now (sorry Municipal Waste & Government Warning). So good no one cares that they’re Canadian and that says something. They sound like Total Chaos, except good and without the liberty spikes and they occasionally rock gear from our boys Death/Traitors.

Hi I’m Damien, This Is Moby

If you’d never met their lead singer Damien you might think he is one mean-ass-sonofabitch but he’s the chewy nougat center of the punk rock universe™. He is basically the punk-rock-dad version of Captain Lou Albano from the Girls Just Want Wanna Have Fun video, minus the hair.

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Diesel is throwing a “Golden Ticket” party Oct. 11th, but you can view the ridiculous “SFW” commercial / promo on YouTube right now. This animation technique is called Rotoscoping and has been used in everything from Who Framed Roger Rabit? to Richard Linklater’s adaptation of A Scanner Darkly.

Diesel xXx Party
October 11th at a Secret Location in NYC
MIA
N*E*R*D
Hot Chip
O Fracas
+ Special Guests

Here’s a couple pics from the party Saturday night.

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Saturday Sept. 13th @
The Mini Rooftop (NYC)
No Age
Yeasayer
Refuse! DJs
and Clowns

This weekend vice is throwing a party for their Clowny Clown Clown issue at Mini Cooper branded experiential marketing stunt / performance space The Mini Rooftop in NYC *cough*blog*cough* w/ current indie darlings No Age (yes that good), Yeasayer (withholding judgment) and REFUSE! DJs.

Seeing how Vice Magazine in general (and one lady friend in particular) does not have the best track record when it comes to rooftops and / or balconies, we thought we’d take the time to alert the public that guest list is CLOSED.

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