Wtf!? Howard Stern & Co. to Remake Rock N’ Roll High School
First they came for The Lost Boys , and I was silent, because seriously: Who gives a rat’s ass about The Two Coreys ? Then they came for Tron and I said nothing because… um, because the original huffed some major dong rips and you know, “I guess The Dude is cool with it…” since he’s signed on for the sequel.
…But then they came for Rock N’ Roll High School , and I could be silent no longer! According to Ain’t It Cool and some intrepid tipsters who were listening to Howard Stern’s radio show last week, Howard Stern Productions have taken time off from their busy schedule producing the Porky’s remake to officially option the script for their rehash of the Roger Corman produced cult classic (redundant) Rock N’ Roll High School.
Is nothing sacred?